obviously this represents a failure

nogreatillusion:

“She was known for her extreme secrecy. For example, none of the Tenenbaums knew she was a smoker, which she had been since age 12.“ (via cadyheron)

(Source: coffeeandcomicbooks)

thefinalimage:

A Christmas Story, 1983 (dir. Bob Clark)

my dad scored our AJC A Christmas Story test with an A++++++++ this morning. he’s a nerd.

(via internetflotsam)

karenhealey:

Me: How can there be three Transformers movies and no great successors to Clueless except Mean Girls and Easy A?
Miggy: Women’s money smells bad and is the wrong color and it gives you a rash if you touch it.

“I’m not married, I don’t have any kids…
And I’d blow your head off if someone paid me enough.” 

(Source: guiltregret, via angelophile)

theniftyfifties:

Pulp art by George Gross, 1950s.

“Stop pulling my face towards your face.”

“Why? You don’t like it?”

(via dollabeels)

favorite movie mustaches for 600, please

(via webslinging-deactivated20110920)

“Thor should have taken place in San Francisco, not the desert.”

The only reasoning for this that I can remember:

• something about rainbows (the rainbow bridge + the rainbow of a pride flag?)
• more culture shock for Thor (the best parts of that movie tbh)
• fog (idk)

This is why tumblr was created. I really believe this.

(Source: christianbaled, via webslinging-deactivated20110920)

Aaron Eckhart is tragic and handsome. His wife is dead. He’s been hanging out with this free-spirited (she wears a lot of scarves) florist (because flowers! that’s girly.) She is Jennifer Aniston and she encourages him to get over his wife. He decides to set her cockatoo free as a symbol of his getting-over-it.

It’s a cockatoo. The movie takes place in—I don’t know where. Somewhere on the west coast, possibly Seattle, someplace with drippy rainy dismal looking woods where they go to set the bird free.

A pet bird. A pet cockatoo. And they leave it in the rainy, terrible woods.

apio:

We all know how I feel about sci-fi?  Well, now you can see why.  I made a mashup of the sci-fi films that defined my lifetime—a tribute to the greatest of all genres.  Best viewed with volume high, in 480p.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS THE BRILLIANT.

“I’ve done my share of bootlegging. Up ‘ere, if you engage in what the federal government calls ‘illegal activity,’ but what we call ‘just a man tryin’ to make a livin’ for his family sellin’ moonshine liquor,’ it behooves oneself to keep his wits. Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true… it ain’t” - Lt Aldo Raine, re: the claim that you can’t eat just one of these potato-chip replacement kale chips

melociraptor:

“What about your parents?”

“Aw, I love ‘em, but you know they only had me because Peter needed that kidney.”

fuckyeahczesiek:

bitch tears

remember when you cried during this part of the last lotr movie?

you don’t? i guess you’re a fucking monster, then.

(via tinkertailorsoldierfem)

freshorphresh:

Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.

(via film-schooled)