obviously this represents a failure

englishmotherfuckerdoyouspeakit:

I’m like RIGHT under that table.

just realized i started holding my breath when i saw this picture. time to exhale.

(Source: iddatehim)

synecdoche:

i will post every muppets trailer that pops up on the internet.

how many of us are really sad that we aren’t dating Jason Segel?

my guess: a lot

I swear there was an episode where he said I’M EVERY GIRL’S DREAM and I thought, yeah you are.

yes SIR

(via fallontines)

with your big glasses and your ice-cream shirt

(Source: kickedy)

posted this before, but this is stuck in my head

wonky eyed, you’re not lookin at me

wonky eyed, wonky eyed how I wish that you might see

and I was like baby baby baby ohhhhhh