December 2011
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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important fictional television twins
folkinz: in no particular order phoebe & ursula buffay brandon & brenda walsh steve urkel & stefan urquelle zach & cody martin patty & selma bouvier phil & lil deville parker & porter scavo tia & tamera campbell
Dec 23rd
40 notes
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Dec 23rd
3,507 notes
5 tags
Dec 23rd
3,613 notes
3 tags
Dec 23rd
4 notes
5 tags
Dec 23rd
15 notes
3 tags
Dec 23rd
141 notes
2 tags
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
2 tags
Dec 22nd
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“I never viewed money as being ‘my money.’ I always saw it as ‘the money.’ It’s a...”
– Louis CK posted a screenshot of his $1 million Paypal balance and explained where the money will go (via sarahspy)
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
192 notes
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Dec 22nd
97 notes
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Dec 22nd
3,196 notes
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wishes from age four
more books Whoopi Goldberg as a preschool teacher monthly Halloween a little brother all-hours access to the park around the corner to keep my fish from jumping out of his bowl to avoid ever having bears or gorillas in the backyard
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
11 notes
2 tags
Dec 22nd
32 notes
1 tag
Dec 22nd
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2 tags
Dec 22nd
163 notes
3 tags
Dec 22nd
32,427 notes
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Dec 21st
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3 tags
Dec 21st
87 notes
Dec 21st
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“Did you leave the beer downstairs? Leave the beer downstairs. LEAVE THE BEER...”
– my mom chasing my little sister through the house
Dec 21st
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WatchWatch
synecdoche: The Mountain Goats cover “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
37 notes
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Dec 21st
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“Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank,...”
–  Countess Markievcizv, 19th century Irish revolutionary, dispensing eternally relevant fashion advice. (via sharkyteeth) Whoa. New role model. (via karenhealey) Damn.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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4 tags
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
13 notes
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not gonna speculate about the other thing
Jimmy Fallon sure looks good in pants.
Dec 19th
“So far, most of the eulogies of Christopher have come from men, and there’s a...”
– The Nation: Regarding Christopher - Katha Pollitt (via camplittlewolf)
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
662 notes
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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to all my photobooth ladies
you know how you feel really terrible about those five thousand photos you take of yourself in order to find ONE acceptable one to post online? that’s what a celebrity photoshoot is like. they take a gajillion pictures, choose one, photoshop the shit out of it, and put it in a magazine or on the internet or something. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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“Stop pushing your fact based arguments about animal suffering, environmental...”
– The Thinking Vegan (via screamingtoteach) Okay, this is maybe an official never mind about the vegan thing. I don’t get it. (wait, do I not understand this quote? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.)
Dec 17th
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just a word or two
I just want to say. I don’t actually like Christopher Hitchens. I considered tagging my two posts last night accordingly, in that whispery tumblr fashion, but then I noticed that he’d just died and I felt kind of like an asshole. But now I feel less like an asshole so let me just say, I don’t really dig Hitch. I kind of dug those Commandments though and the idea that death is...
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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