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ksang: MEN IN SUITS TWO WORDS: AMEN SISTER

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“They can take away our Loko, but we still know it’s not a party until everyone’s...”

– quoting myself because I can (via drinkyourjuice) me too: “here’s how legal four loko is in georgia: you can buy it without an ID”

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

my parents’ house smells like chocolate and syrup: it’s a little bit magical hope you’re all enjoying something a little bit magical too xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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discussing the pros and cons of Starfleet vs...

Pros of Starfleet “fish scale beds” the outfits: boots every day, “those obscenely short little dresses” with the little “hotpants”, tights and updos being in space replicators for food shorter training period could be best friends with Uhura flirt with Captain Kirk, etc (“you’d get the Captain Kirk GLOW whenever you looked at him, the glow...

Dec 23rd

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SPARKLE NEELY SPARKLE!!!: this is my christmas... →

sparkleneelysparkle: so Elizabeth just posted this on her blog about MK and i feel compelled to share with you my favorite story about MK of all time. i have told many people this story in person and i have no qualms telling it here. if you’ve heard it, i am sorry. its somewhat better in person and if my flip camera were working i would make a video of it but this will have to do. ...

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this is the 35th time a man has attempted elicit a...

However, my presumption that they have prepared new lines is quite incorrect. A few nights ago I got into the elevator with a guy who clearly wanted to chat. You know that kind of energy: someone who plainly wants to talk to you and they’re just itching for their opener. I was engaged in some very important texting work, but I saw him look me up an down out my peripheral vision. And lo,...

Dec 23rd

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“That is part of the beauty of all literature. You discover that your longings...”

– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via fuckyeahfitzgerald)

Dec 23rd

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LA TIMES - F. Scott Fitzgerald's flask, on the... →

fuckyeahfitzgerald: December 21st, Francis Scott Fitzgerald passed away in 1940. And here’s a recording of him reading Ode to a Nightingale. A little spooky but mostly lovely.

Dec 23rd

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